FARQUAAD: Don't just stand there, you morons! SHREK: Who's hungry? They end get into a cat fight and Dragon catches the bouquet instead. Blue flower, red thorns Donkey marches off, still chanting, until he is out of earshot. I don't wanna go back there! SHREK: We? The guards shout out different numbers while Farquaad frantically tries to decide. And I know you two were diggin' on each other. (he turns back around and Donkey is right in front of him.) Beyond the animation or the script, one of the big factors in keeping the film rollicking is the cast. Nothing seems to be wrong with Donkey. I heard enough last night. SHREK: Oh! Walking through a field at sunset. Three! Parte 1: Hombrecillo de Jengibre Parte 2: Lord Farquaad (Sonidos de ahogo) brbrbr n-no Suficiente! DONKEY: I'm gonna take drastic steps. Look, I ain't never seen you like this before. No! Taken aback, Shrek drops Donkey and begins walking after Fiona. I said I like it FIONA: Good morning. DONKEY: Yes, my half. I -- I've been this way as long as I can remember. Take love's true form.". Donkey looks into her eyes as she pets his muzzle, and he calms down. FARQUAAD: Oh, this is precious. DONKEY: You know, when we're through rescuing the princess and all that stuff. I saw this flower and thought of you because it's pretty and-- well, I don't really like it but I thought you might like it 'cause you're pretty. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Now it's my turn! He's the one who wants to marry you. Dragon sits on a floor littered with a horde of gold coins and jewels. DONKEY: It is, around your half. Now, tell me! SHREK: Oh! Now my patience has reached its end! There is a montage of scenes as the group heads back to Duloc. FARQUAAD: Princess Fiona, beautiful, fair, flawless Fiona. (bounces the bridge again), SHREK: Yes? Try the veal! (setting down Donkey and Fiona) I'll take care of the dragon. I'm here till Thursday. DONKEY: What are you asking me for? FIONA: But we have to savor this moment! He sees several shadows moving and looks around. DONKEY: I was talkin' about the dragon, Shrek. DONKEY: Uhhhh! (Farquaad s GUARDS bring GINGY onstage.) Me, me! Right. DONKEY: No. (throws one leg at Gingy) You and the rest of that fairy tale trash, poisoning my perfect world (crumbles his other leg into dust). Farquaad grabs ahold of his crown and puts it on. Everyone stands in awe. Listen, you was really, really, really somethin' back here. Fiona makes eye contact with Shrek before he turns away. Many . MIRROR: Bachelorette number two is a cape-wearing girl from the land of fancy. SHREK: Okay, you two, head for the exit! (Smacks Donkey again) Talk, you boneheaded dolt, talk! You handle the dragon. Doesn't that bother you? Thank you! Shrek runs for the cathedral doors but Donkey hurries to get in his way. Fiona and Farquaad are standing at the altar as the priest conducts the ceremony. SHREK: Well, there's, um, Gabbythe Smalland Annoying. The Entire Shrek 2 Script. FIONA: A ballad? Yeah. DONKEY: But, uh, I don't have any friends. Oh! That's it right there. DONKEY: Ha, ha! You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! DONKEY: Ohh. Spanish Lesson Plan. You gotta warn somebody before you just crack one off. DONKEY: You know what I think? (awkward silence) Can I stay with you? Farquaad is atop a high up balcony, flanked by two guards, addressing the crowd. FIONA: You did it! SHREK: Yeah, sorry, lady. DONKEY: I would think, of all people, you would recognize a wall when you see one. Ogres have layers! I got a dragon here, and I'm not afraid to use it. SHREK: Listen, little donkey. (Donkey pushes Shrek up against the door) Well, maybe you do. SHREK: All right, you're going the right way for a smacked bottom. The masked man is dunking what looks to be a small person into the glass of milk. Two! She smiles as she turns around to walk up the windmill's steps. Better out than in, I always say. Donkey begins to head in a random direction into the forest. Dado que Burro sabe donde encontrar a Lord Farquaad, el protagonista se lo lleva para que le muestre el lugar y as pedirle que desaloje su pantano. DAYTIME. DONKEY: Celebrity marriages. Fiona is now intently looking at Shrek, smiling. I'd-- uh, uh(sighs) I'm in trouble. SHREK: Yeah, it's getting him to shut up that's the trick. People of Duloc! This document was uploaded by user and they confirmed that they have the permission to share it. Though a bit startled, she is ecstatic to see her knight-in-shining armor. Shrek manages to pulls his arm free and he whistles loudly. Blue flower, red thorns. Princess, where are you? Farquaad lays in bed with the Magic Mirror set up at the foot of the bed. MIRROR: Just kiss her dead, frozen lips and find out what a live wire she is.! FIONA: It only happens when sun goes down. ", SHREK: What did I say about singing? Incredible! Uh, remember when you said that ogres have layers? Fiona starts a playful shoving match with Shrek, with Shrek ultimately flinging her into the bushes. The whole congregation laughs. Also available to rent on Apple TV, Amazon , Google Play , iTunes , YouTube. DONKEY: (sniffs) Ohh! Not there! They mount it on the wall and the Captain removes the sheet. She straightens her dress, lays back down, and then quickly reaches over for bouquet of flowers off the side table. DWARF: Where are we supposed to put her? Bring it in! I-It's very late. PG. MEN No! Momentos despus Shrek y Fiona se casan en medio de una gran boda con todos sus amigos de los personajes de cuentos de hadas y al irse en una carroza recin casados su historia termina con la frase: "y vivieron feos para siempre. Release date: May 21 . A large amount of guards run in and grab ahold of Shrek and Fiona. DONKEY: There's a line, there's a line you gotta wait for. One of the guards looms over him and he begins to scurry away, muttering to himself. SHREK: Now, ogres, oh they're much worse. SHREK Oh, come on! This was not Shrek's intention. Oh, no! VILLAGER 1: Whoa. But that's why we gotta stick together. I know what I smell. Un da el protagonista conoce a un burro que habla que huy de su cruel duea y no le teme pese a sus intentos por asustarlo e insiste en hacerle compaa. Audio Format(s): English Dolby Atmos, French 5.1 Dolby Digital, Spanish 7.1 Dolby Digital Plus, Subtitles . (stomps off). SHREK: (Annoyed) Oh, that's great. Do you know the muffin man? The sooner, the better. DONKEY: Ah! Shrek puts his entire hand over Fiona's face, stopping her in her tracks. Especially useless, pathetic, annoying, talking donkeys! Is that about right? You know what else? Back! Donkey, there's no we. SHREK: Um, I, uh-- I guess we better move on. It is a sequel to the previous film . Shrek grabs a sword lodged in the floor and sticks it through a link in the chain and deep into the floor. Fiona pulls her arm free from Shrek and stops running. Dragon roars, causing most of the guards to away in fear. Shrek stares at Fiona in astonishment, and then grins. Hmm? SHREK: (laughs) I just--you know - - Oh, come on. SHREK: Quest? Dubbed musicals have an incredible number of constraints in terms of number of syllables, scansion, etc., so the script translators need to be given a tremendous amount of leeway and creative freedom. There is a montage of their journey. He comes to a halt. And the first thing I'm gonna do is build a ten-foot wall around my land. Shrek suddenly lets go of the branch, tripping Donkey over, and he walks away. I will have perfection! (Donkey stays silent). SHREK: Example? Shrek! Look I believe it's healthy to get to know someone over a long period of time. Her look turns from nervousness to bemusement, and she awkwardly smiles. SHREK: Inside, waiting for us to rescue her. GINGY. DONKEY: Please! Once again everyone else claps. But she had an enchantment upon her. Dragon gently caresses Donkey with a single claw. I mean, I don't know you, and you don't know me, so I guess outside is best, you know. Directed by Andrew Adamson, Kelly Asbury, and Conrad Vernon. DONKEY: Man, you almost burned the hair outta my nose, just like the time(Shrek covers his mouth but Donkey continues to talk, so Shrek removes his hand.) SHREK: You're crazy. MONSIEUR HOOD: But I'm not greedy. I'm just bringing her back to Farquaad. What is this? Oh, God, I can't do this! Before sunset. Fiona gives Shrek a suspicious look. En ese momento Burro sale de la cabaa y le promete a Fiona que no le dir a nadie lo que descubri de ella. Donkey crashes into a pile of knight remains, knocking over a skeleton whose helmet lands on Donkey's head. I'll start the plans, for tomorrow we wed! He already said it. Donkey steps through a rotting board, which falls down into the fiery lava below. You're great pals, aren't ya? The Internet Movie Script Database (IMSDb) The web's largest movie script resource! MONSIEUR HOOD: I steal from the rich and give to the needy. Back in the clearing, Shrek is laying on the ground facedown, while Fiona stands over him, using both hands to try to remove the arrow. 2021-06-22 06:00:31. DONKEY: Hey what's your problem Shrek? is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured. The book opens and a voice begins reading its text: SHREK: Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. GINGERBREAD MAN: God bless us, every one. FARQUAAD: Brave knights! SHREK: Does anyone else know where to find him? They're basically lyricists in their own right, in a world . I get half the booty. FIONA: Donkey! Attention allfairy tale things. The passages are littered with bones, armor, and weapons, presumably belonging to the many unsuccessful knights who tried to rescue the princess. (the dragon growls) Oh, what large teeth you have! THE CAPTAIN: That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. DONKEY: Aww, that's beautiful. Shrek pauses to look around and heads for a set of wooden doors. The sooner we get to Duloc the better. . Shrek wakes up, smells the foods, and takes note of Fiona. Unfortunately there is a crack in the stone and it hits Shrek right in the groin. -Uh! His back is to a Princess Fiona, laying upright on the bed near the window. SHREK: For your information, there's a lot more to ogres than people think. She called me a noble steed. SHREK: Well, they're also great in stews. Hood brings Fiona's hand to his chest, and then carpets Fiona's arms with kisses as she pulls back in disgust. SHREK: Just keep moving. Shrek 2 2004 Trivia Imdb. GUARDS: He's getting away! DONKEY: I don't get it. 44. You don't have to waste good manners on the ogre. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. On a mission to retrieve a gorgeous princess from the clutches of a fire-breathing dragon, Shrek teams up with an unlikely compatriot -- a wisecracking donkey. That's why I can't stay here with Shrek. Really. For a moment they stare into each other's eyes. Does anyone know the Heimlich?! I am eternally in your debt. He hands it back to an appalled Fiona, but before she can react, they are startled by the dragon's roar and she drops it to the floor. She leans over to kiss Farquaad but Shrek pulls her away by the hand. SHREK: There he is, and there's the group of hunters running away from his stench. of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. I'm fine. Shrek quietly pushes open the doors, stepping out onto a balcony of large spacious room. Move it along. I mean, of course you're a girl dragon. and set down in front of her. SHREK: Love me? GUARD: (Taking the witch's broom) Give me that! Luego Shrek le dice lo que crey errneamente cuando los escuch la noche anterior pero Burro le aclara que ella no estaba hablando de l. I wanted to show you before. MAN1 Back! DONKEY: Okay, so here's another question. DONKEY: Shrek! (He dodges out the way of a group of witches flying on broomsticks). Behind her Donkey tumbles his way down the hill. FIONA: Well, eat up. Al llegar al castillo, Burro es el encargado de distraer a la dragona, quien se enamora de l. The Shrek Plot in Spanish. You can't catch me. FARQUAAD: Then what are you waiting for? Shrek casually licks his fingers and pinches the flame, extinguishing the torch. As far as the story of Shrek 2 goes, it's a natural continuation of the first film in terms of theme and plot. Bring in the cookie! As the sun sets, she changes into her ogre self. A knight comes from behind Shrek with his spear ready to attack. FIONA: It'll take that long? Hold on now. (laughs). The beer comes rushing out drenching the. DONKEY: Shrek, wait, wait! They thought they was all of that. Donkey sniffs the eggs and licks his lips. Fiona is being fitted for her wedding dress. FIONA: Wait--where are you going? Put me down! Suddenly the magic of the spell pulls Fiona away. Shrek looks back at the laughing crowd and then down at the floor, dejected. FIONA: Put me down, or you will suffer the consequences! Shrek starts pulling down the wall and picks up a large branch. Farquaad holds Fiona's hand, puckers his lips, and leans toward her. THE CAPTAIN: By the order of Lord Farquaad, I am authorized to place you both under arrest and(Shrek slowly approaches the group of guards, the guards visibly frightened by him) transport you to a designatedresettlementfacility? Can't you see I'm a little busy here? Now, I don't mean to brag, but I make a mean weed rat stew. FOREST. Farquaad gets down on one knee and takes Fiona's hand, pulling her down sharply. Shrek stands on top of the ropes and beckons on the crowd's cheers. Those waiting in line include Peter Pan, who is carrying Tinkerbell in a cage, Geppetto who is carrying Pinocchio, and a farmer carrying the Three Little Pigs. The guards laugh at the Mirror's joke. Shrek calmly . That's bad. Donkey stares silently at Shrek for a moment and then sits down beside him. Shrek and Fiona both walk off in separate direction. Now I really see what's goin' on here. Shrek Greek. Shrek and Fiona return from their honeymoon to find a letter from Fiona's parents inviting the newlyweds over for dinner. LITTLE BEAR: (crying) This cage is too small. I mean we really should get to know each other first, you know, as friends or maybe even pen pals. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! They take off, soaring through the clouds and to Duloc. SHREK: Look princess you're not making my job any easier. October 2019. You're not that ugly. How do you let her down real easy so her feelings aren't hurt, but you don't get burned to a crisp and eaten? Shrek lets out a loud belch. I'm in love I'm a believer Come on! Just as Shrek nears the door to his home, Donkey jumps in front of him. Audition Central: Shrek The Musical JR. SHREK: Oh you can't tell me you're afraid of heights. Layers. Co-directed by Jenson and Andrew Adamson, the movie was based on a children's book by William Steig, and its basic outline hardly gets at what makes it so audacious. Fiona sheepishly smiles at Shrek. Shrek tries to press on while Donkey tries to make his way back under Shrek. I'm-- I'm worried about Donkey. DONKEY: She wasn't talkin' about you. You know, with you it's always "me, me, me!" A few minutes later, Shrek is rolling a large boulder away from the mouth of a cave. Many. DONKEY: (chuckes along nervously) Uh, Shrek? That is a nice boulder. Suddenly the pulley comes loose and Shrek starts falling. SHREK: What? It wasn't no brimstone. Why don't you just go ask her? Throttle him, lay siege to his fortress, grinds his bones to make your bread, the whole ogre trip. The captain hands over the reward to the villager who turned the witch in. DONKEY: (trailing after Shrek) Oh, you both have layers. Next! Cut to a storybook that reads "And they lived ugly ever afterTHE END". Fiona hands it to Shrek and he grabs onto her hand. Two! Fiona breaks away from Hood, who has his hand around her waist. FARQUAAD: This hocus-pocus alters nothing! Thunder strikes and crows circling the castle can be heard. Ah! Donkey: They stink? The crowd gasps, but before he can make a move Shrek puts him in a full-nelson hold. SHREK: I'm sorry. You could recite an epic poem for me. Fiona is put off by this exchange. You cut me real deep just now. I really don't think this is a good idea. Tell me or I'll(he grabs one of Gingy's gumdrop buttons). They hang onto the bridge as they are swung to the other side. Suddenly Fiona's eyes open wide and light up. But the wall's supposed to go around my swamp, not through it. No. A little later, Fiona is now frying the eggs over the campfire using a rock skillet. (looks down and yelps) I don't have any toes! Like I hate it when you got somebody in your face. Until the sun went down and they saw that their daughter was cursed with a frightful enchantment that took hold each and every night. The remaining guards let go of Shrek and Fiona, backing away. DONKEY: Shrek? The villager mutters to himself. DONKEY: (To his owner) Please, don't turn me in. Shrek yanks on the door handle only for it to snap off. FIONA: A door. An ogress emerges from the cloud of flour, approaching Donkey. And throughout the land, everyone was happy. Get Script Pastebin for Free Now Even if it is Premium, Shrek in the Backrooms . The three continue their journey back to Duloc though the woods. Check out our the muffin man shrek selection for the very best in unique or custom, handmade pieces from our shops.. bh. The mirror shows an image of a giant dragon besides a tower and then of a giant castle surrounded by lava. You're trying to give them a hint and they won't leave. You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak. Fiona demonstrates her martial arts skills and easily defeats up every last Merryman. FARQUAAD: Congratulations, ogre. SHREK: Oh, no. As Shrek begins to fight Donkey hops up onto one of the larger. FIONA: Now you hold still, and I'll yank this thing out. They arrive at the outskirts of a giant volcano and begin to make their way up. [Puss in Boots, in angry Spanish] [ Butterfly Boocher: Changes] [ Butterfly Boocher . Suddenly Dragon, with Donkey atop her head, crashes through a large window behind him. But you only look like this at night. A co-production between Spain and Italy, the film is directed by Jos Pozo and written by Angel Pariente, based on the Miguel de Cervantes novel Don Quixote, and features the voices of Andreu Buenafuente, David Fernndez, Sonia Ferrer and Jos Luis Gil. (Suggestively raises his eyebrows). That was amazing! He bends down over Fiona and she puckers her lips. An image of the Seven Dwarves flashes on the screen. Shrek and Fiona are now joined in matrimony in Shrek's swamp. Men with prompter cards hold up cards that says 'Revered Silence'. The narcissistic furball outlaw from the "Shrek" series is back, and his fame has only grown since we last saw him in 2011s "Puss in Boots.". Only an occasional torch lights the way. The Captain of the Duloc Guards sits at a table paying a line of people their rewards for turning in the fairytale creatures. The Gingerbread Man is pulled out of the milk by Thelonious and is slammed down onto a cookie sheet. DONKEY: (looks all the way up at Shrek) Uhreally tall? You're a mean, green, fightin' machine. Okay, here we go. Have at him! (He bumps into a table, noticing mugs of beer). (laughs). FARQUAAD: Excellent! I'll never be stubborn again. Shrek walks back, yanks Fiona's arm. It's hideous! People take one look at me and go "Aah! The princess and the unknown man land on a limb high above in the trees It is none other than Monsieur Hood, also known as Robin Hood. Fiona gets up and sets the eggs down in front of them. Look at my eye twitchin'. (pushes the coffin away). As they walk away from the crowd Shrek grabs the torch from a dwarf cheering them on, who refuses to let go. Don't let them do this! Let's get married today. Shrek is sitting at the dinner table when he hears a sound outside. I swear! Shrek manages to grab Donkey out of the way just as the dragon breathes another fireball. I think this whole wall thing is just a way to keep somebody out. DONKEY: Alright now I know you're making this up. About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features Press Copyright Contact us Creators . Shrek takes her by the shoulders and forcefully shakes her. Shrek uses a folding chair to smack the knight lying on the ground. FIONA: Well, maybe you shouldn't judge people before you get to know them. Shrek 2 is a 2004 American computer-animated fantasy comedy film directed by Andrew Adamson, Kelly Asbury and Conrad Vernon. DONKEY: (Jumping up and down) Oh! Pastebin is a website where you can store text online for a set period of time. LITTLE PIG: Lord Farquaad. She was talkin' aboutuhsomebody else. DONKEY: But Shrek, I-- I wanna go with you. She lands with a back flip in front of Shrek and Donkey. He sighs and walks off. Farquaad stops his horse in front of Fiona. DONKEY: All right, all right. SHREK: Men of Farquaad's stature are inshort supply. Shrek picks Fiona up and slings her over his shoulder like a bag of potatoes. Maybe I could have decapitated an entire village and put their heads on a pike, gotten a knife, cut open their spleen and drink their fluids. SHREK IS THE ONLY MOVIE THAT IS BETTER IN SPANISH LIKE WHOEVER WROTE THE DUB DESERVES A NOBEL PRIZE. But, Shrek? Calm down. A voice sounds from the distance. You rescued me! DONKEY: You can't do this to me, Shrek. You get it? Too quiet. I'll just be sitting by myself outside, I guess, you know. How about that? I give you our champion! Then I saw her face Now I'm a believer Hey! Awful stuff. Did you do that? Shrek swatting at a bunch of flies and mosquitoes. He's really quite a chatterbox. This doesn't seem to deter his interest. Shrek jump kicks a knight, and then body slams another. Magnitude. SHREK: Ah, that's not very nice (Looks at Donkey and then back at Farquaad). FIONA: Oh, now you wanna talk? Donkey turns his head back to raise his eyebrow, and then looks away again. 'Man, you gotta warn somebody before you crack one like that.'. Together we'll scare the spit out of anybody that crosses us. SHREK: Hey! FIONA: Uh, you know, I'll make you some tea. Fiona smiles, but it quickly fades as she looks off at Duloc in the distance. What happened to you? End of story. Shrek turns and regards Donkey for a moment before loudly roaring in is face. (Walks passed Donkey). SHREK: She wasn't talking about me? BISHOP: People of Duloc, we gather here today to bear witness to the union. Fiona glances nervously at the window, noticing the sun slowly dropping toward the horizon. Among the attendees are the fairytale creatures once banished to the swamp, as well as a few Duloc Guards. We must be getting close. You know, Shrek thinks Lord Farquaad's compensating for something, which I think means he has a really Shrek interrupts Donkey by stepping on his foot, causing him to fall to the ground in pain. ), FARQUAAD: I've tried to be fair to you creatures. Do you want to sit down? The STANDS4 Network. DONKEY: Okay, okay. Fiona gives Hood a one-handed push and jams her finger into his chest. After breaking out of the forest, the group arrives onto a small rise where an old, ruined windmill stands. You're all right. A large group of guards stand outside the cathedral on watch. All right, ogre. Fiona initially looks happily surprised to see him, but quickly becomes upset. SHREK: Yeah I know you talked to her last night. Fiona catching a snake, blowing it up as a balloon animal for Shrek. N--Okay. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed.